Monday, February 26, 2007
Life in Lourenço Marques
Thursday, February 22, 2007
My new best friend
Meet Dambu. Ths is my landlord Taciana's Rhodesian Ridgeback cross. He has become my best friend here while he accompanies me on walks and runs. He is very sweet, often putting his head on my lap or lying on the bed with me. He is also quite the character. He can open doors and often you will find him casually lying in seemingly awkward positions but totally at ease. In the house he seems like he is the laziest dog on earth, he really only moves unless he has to and then only to reposition himself as he lies down again. But as soon as he hears me pick up the leash he screams over and jumps all over me. He usually steals the leash from my hand and runs toward the door but then plays this game where he wont let me have the leash back without growling and play biting me. His transformation from sloth to maniac continues once we get outside where he becomes completely hysterical. He bounds along with me as I run but then stops suddenly every 3 trees to mark his territory. This is a minor inconvenience compared to how much he freaks ou when he sees another dog. I often come home with bruised or blistered hands because of how much he pulls when he sees another dog. And there are a lot of dogs around my neighbourhood, generally guard dogs or the well-off folk with their pets. Mozambicans are typically afraid of dogs. I often see this as it seems like I am parting the red sea of people as I walk the dog, everyone gets out of the way. You can really see the lack of trust on people's faces. Of course, I rather enjoy this because he is my security while I get used to things around here. And Dambu is rather enjoying the excitement as well and is becoming more behaved on the leash and outside in general. He follows me around the house constantly now even when Taciana is home. I find this rather amusing also. I grew up with dogs and LOVE animals, so I am enjoying my new roommate as I miss my kitties Cola and Winkler who are being well taken care of by their grandma.
Sunday, February 18, 2007
First weekend

On the one hand, you can buy modern brand names like Roxy and Levis, and if the consumer culture doesnt heal your pain you can always visit the traditional doctor who can treat everything from asthma, malaria, heart break and love affairs, and if that doesnt work, he can also try freeing your body of bad spirits. Very often you see beautifully maintained buildings beside abandoned, apparently bombed out buildings. What makes it so interesting is that is so apparent, you cant help but notice it and wonder why its like that. Despite the nastiness of colonialism, Portuguese architecture is beautiful. Many buildings are very run down and abandoned but other buildings have been maintained and restored.Mozambique managed to sustain a civil war for 16 years, with the help of South African and Rhodesian (now Zimbabwe, and still not any more helpful to African progress) rebel forces and arms from China, France and the USSR (remember them?). 16 years means a lot of guns and arms. The Museum of the Revolution has so many guns on display that as you continue through the Museum, displays gradually stop identifying the guns, and by the end the rest of the guns in the collection are just thrown into a final "display", essentially a pile of guns in a big glass case. The Nucleo de Arte, a very cool art gallery/jazz cafe near my house, has a large number of sculptures made out of arms, rockets, missiles, bullets, guns, etc. No pictures allowed though. Rats. I dont mean no pictures because of rats, I mean too bad. ~I did see my first rat though, in the Museum of the Revolution, dining on some discarded food. It was enormous, the size of 4 Big Macs (BMs) stacked one on top of another. If you are not familiar with that unit of measurement, it was as big as a 2 litre carton of milk. Strangely it didnt bother me as much as it should have. I must be becoming Africanized. Of course it was NIMBY (not in my back yard).
One thing I will definitely miss when I leave here is the outdoor markets and street vendors. Mega malls and big box stores cant ever compete with the old world charm and beauty of an outdoor market on a sunny day. I would much rather deal with a pesky street vendor than clueless Walmart staff any day.
I am happy to say there is no McDonalds or Walmart here (but there are Woolworths and KFC). But in my truly anti-multinational corporation pessimistic way, they probably havent bothered with Mozambique because its still too poor. Coca Cola hasnt missed the boat though. They are alive and doing very well here. It's strange and a little sad to see big Coca Cola billboards and signs on run down aluminum shacks that are barely fit for shelter, but are being used as homes and food and drink establishments. But I guess everyone deserves their carbonated, sugary, syrupy vice.
Raison d etre içi (the Portuguese language doesnt have much use for apostrophes)
I will also be helping with a couple of studies that the office is doing. One study is a civil society indexing study trying to get a sense of how able and organized non-profit organizations are in the country. The other study is focused on pluralism and will look at the demography of Cabo Delgado province and more specifically the cultures, languages, traditions, and history of the people there. Both of these studies are being done so that programs can be better designed and implemented with this information in mind.
Other than these things, I am responsible for writing program performance reports. These are the reports that go to the donors to show that their money is being used well. My boss Kevin is the only other native English speaker and is already doing the job of 2-3 people and up until my arrival he was doing all these reports. He has happily offloaded all this work to me. I will also be writing some internal policies for the office. Top secret stuff, can't talk about it. :-)
And of course there are always the urgent, has to be done yesterday type things that always come up, like the neverending translation of Portuguese reports to English I have been doing so far. But I am not complaining. (Ok, well maybe a little) It is certain that I will be extremely busy during my time here. So sorry if I dont respond to your emails right away!
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Finally!
still getting settled and used to things. It's really surreal being here.
It's quite unusual to spend 2 days inside buildings and airplanes to come
out on the other side of the world. This must be what a time warp feels like. Right
now I am at the Avenida hotel (niiice) a block or so from my place stealing their free internet since my wireless at home isn't working.
I was greeted at the puny and ultra old-school Maputo airport by Djamila, a
co-worker who very kindly took me to the apartment, gave me a phone, took
me shopping and for coffee at the ritzy Polana hotel (owned by the Prince Aga Khan – my boss I guess) on the ocean and showed me around. So I have a cell phone now. Everyone here has a cell phone. It takes months to get a land line. So if anyone wants to call
me you can call me at 011-258-82-602-9282. (By the way, international
calling cards can be purchased at the ethnic stores in any city- of course
in Winnipeg you may endanger your lives by going to those areas of town, so
travel in groups hehe) Of course, please remember that I am in the future
(except for you Dan, you're still 6 hours in the future from me). I'm 8
hours ahead of Winnipeg, 10 Calgary and 7 Ottawa. Not that I wouldn't love
to hear from you, but you know. Text messaging from the cell phone is
also huge here - since it's free.
The jet lag was quite minimal, I'm already on Moz time. Was able to do a
lot of sleeping on the planes. Fell dead asleep on the KLM bus to Montreal
before it even hit the highway. But not before I saw this funny sign in the bathroom.
Apparently men in hats aren’t allowed near you while you relieve yourself. The Montréal-Amsterdam flight wasn't full so I had the row to myself to lie down and sleep. I also had some entertainment to keep me from being too bored. This little guy was too funny.
The killer 10 hour daytime Amsterdam-Johannesburg flight was nearly full and I wasn't as tired sothere was a lot of reading and a movie. Spent the night in Joburg where my
good friend Gerhard picked me up and took me to visit his parents and
brother.
I was pretty wired so I didn't sleep much and in the morning he took me back to the airport. I was happy to see a trusted friend on my way to the heart of darkness. I arrived in Maputo around 3pm Saturday February 3rd. I was pretty tired but was out and about all day so no resting until I went to bed for the night at about 10:30 or 11. I slept like the dead -hopefully no cockroaches or bed bugs came to visit me. I haven't seen any weird bugs yet, just a couple of lizards, but the first African bug
encounter is imminent I am sure. It's not encouraging that there's a huge can of bug spray called DOOM outside of my bedroom. Alternatively, on the advice of my colleagues at CIDA, I can always try dipping them in chocolate.
My first morning I was text-invited (I meant it when I said that texting is huge here) for coffee with my boss Kevin from Aga Khan Foundation (AKF) at the Jardim dos Namorados (Garden of Lovers on Avenida Frederich Engels). It’s a popular spot for ice cream on the weekends. Ok, so very short history lesson since my knowledge of history isn't the greatest. Mozambique was a colony of fascist Portugal (it gained
independence in 1975). After independence the Mozambican government got help from other communist countries. So many, many streets are named after communist icons and
leaders. There are streets named after Frederich Engels, Kim Il Sung, Mao Tse Tung, Vladimir Lenin, Karl Marx, Ho Chi Minh...etc. It's quite funny coming from the west to this. Especially funny that the current US Embassy is on the corner of Mao Tse Tung and Vladimir Lenin. But they’re moving. I guess they just couldn’t stand it anymore.
There are a lot of people selling stuff on the streets. Literally everwhere. They can be a bit annoying since they are quite aggressive especially when they spot a newcomer but if you just say no thanks and keep walking they are nice, just folks
trying to make a living. There were some guys selling puppies on the street. I had to look away.
Oh ya, the rumours are true- it's hot. Yesterday was 35 Celsius during the day and about 22 at night. But it's not sickly humid like Ottawa can be so it's manageable. And brushing up my Portuguese although you can get around quite easily with just English. But I came here to learn about this country so I will speak the language. I bought a Portuguese book today by Mozambican journalist Mia Couto. It's a compendium of some of his articles that talk about how Mozambique has been shaped over the years in terms of social conscience and it's place in the world. Anyway I know some of you
are rolling your eyes and muttering "oh, there's that book smart Suzan
going on again about social conscience and the world and stuff -blah blah"- but it will be interesting to
me.
Ok, I better get going. It's just about 3pm now so you all are just getting
up and only about 4 more hours of daylight so better hit the streets. Enjoy
your Sundays as I am enjoying mine. Ate breve (literally- until soon, but
coloquially, talk to you soon).
Friday, February 9, 2007
Ola from Maputo!





I am now on Day 6 here and I have to say it’s still pretty surreal being here. Before I came here I never really believed that I was actually going to live here, and now that I have arrived I still don’t believe it.
Things are very different here and I am completely out of my comfort zone. It’s my first travel experience; other than to the
I have to say though my apartment is pretty sweet. Nice room, bathroom has a bidet (I LOVE bidets- so European), balcony off my bedroom that I share with Maria, the Portuguese
psychologist who also lives there, overlooking the front street and the city and a back balcony off the living room overlooking the ocean. Not a bad set up. And of course there's Senhor Manuel who takes care of the cooking and Othelia who does the cleaning and laundry. I am not used to such luxuries however so I usually just do everything myself anyway. But I have also seen a neighbourhood where everyone lived in shacks- rickety wooden or aluminium walls with either thatch or aluminium roofs. This was near the shopping strip mall where the Woolworths is. I thought Woolworths went the way of the dodo but it is alive and well in
What else is different? Besides the obvious, like climate, flora and fauna (there’s a lizard in my pantry – and the bugs! saw my first cockroach- luckily it had already met its maker, the can of DOOM) etc, the most striking differences to me so far are the streets, the driving and the infrastructure. I always get people asking me what I love about
There exist some city buses, but they don’t run well (not mechanically nor efficiently) and the chapas (privately owned minivans or trucks used to transport people) are slow, usually packed and seemingly completely disorganized. There are no stops to catch them; you stand on the side of the street and wait for one to drive by and you flag it down. The locals seem to know where to catch them – I think certain places have become understood chapa stops, but for a foreigner, it seems really random. The chapas also often troll for more people to stuff the van with, which makes them stop often and therefore, slow. Not to mention dangerous since they are way overcapacity and the driving here is insane!!!!
First, they drive on the opposite side here. Fine enough. My international driver’s permit allows me to drive anywhere. If Mr. Bean can drive on the right hand side, so can I. This is not the concern. The concern is that many intersections don’t have stoplights so cars just inch their way through. In other areas, it’s a roundabout and merge system with many streets separated by wide boulevards, and everyone is crazy aggressive. Like the link but African style- chaotic and much, much faster. People go when they feel like it, whether they are crossing the street on foot or driving; there is no courtesy, no letting in, although people seem to signal (at least my friends do). This slight safety precaution provides little comfort however; so many times I thought we were going to run someone over or smash into another car. Whereas in
Another thing about the streets besides the driving and the lack of city maintenance is the large of people constantly on the streets. Of course coming from
I have seen people selling fruits and vegetables, food and drinks, arts and crafts, shoes and clothing, flowers and plants, cell phone cards, public telephone services (they have a stand with a phone and the plug it in somewhere and people come and use it as a payphone), electrical accessories like extension cords and converters, and pirated DVDs among other things. I buy most of my fruits and veggies on the street for the best prices but I haven’t gotten the hang of haggling yet. I am probably richer than most of them so I don’t mind paying a bit more as long as I’m not getting completely ripped off. Of course as a Winnipegger, I do love a bargain. But besides the vendors and beggars there are also a large number of people just seemingly hanging around sitting on the sidewalk or the side of the road. Apparently it’s an
So these are the things that make my surroundings immediately different. It is a developing country after all. I’ll have to brace myself for my visits to the poor(er) areas.